How
to organise a major terrorist scare
The Big Dummys guide to security booga-booga
By Gavin Gatenby, Possum News Network
15 August 2006
How easy
is it to organise a major terrorist scare like the one thats
currently gridlocking the worlds airports? Dead easy. If you
follow a few simple points you can panic the populace and stampede
the media with virtually no risk of getting caught. All it takes is
a little confidence. Heres a simple how-to for aspiring
top-level spooks:
1.
The politicians dont want to know
Have
confidence that the government really doesnt want to know what
it is youre getting up to, as long as the effect benefits them.
By their very nature, secret police intelligence and espionage organizations
operate in secret and often do, in the national interest,
illegal things or stuff which ordinary folk would regard as grossly
unethical things that would embarrass the government if they
were to be exposed. If anything goes wrong the politicians want to
be able to plausibly deny they were involved. This relationship
hands enormous, uncontrolled, power to your small, ultra-secretive,
self-governing elite clustered at the top of the nations security
service. Your colleagues are invariably drawn from the
upper reaches of the political and economic elite and of course you
know better than anybody whats in the national interest
and you have a God-given right to rule. Breaking ranks and talking
isnt in your colleagues class nature.
2.
Keep things on a need-to-know basis
Keep
your security organization compartmentalised and discourage specialist
sections from talking to each other. You can plausibly plead security
reasons for this. Make sure all information gets passed up the line
to your small group at the top who compile and assess
the overall threat and decide when to act. Thus you control the narrative
and the timing of the scam. The foot soldiers may shake their heads
and wonder at some of the things you come up with, but theyll
be in no position to contradict you. And if they do, its a very
serious offence. Itll ruin their careers and could land them
a very long stretch in gaol.
3.
At the right time, get the president or prime minister involved
When
youve decided on the optimum time for your security scare and
sorted out who your plotters will be, its important
to involve the head of the government. Hell want to broadcast
to the nation, taking credit for keeping the people safe from the
terrible plot. Hell automatically be followed by the leaders
of the mainstream opposition parties, all eager to prove their credibility,
responsibility and patriotism. As soon as youve made the official
line clear, the media and the state apparatus will fall into line.
4.
Prove that we lie
Always
remember: its breathtakingly easy to claim youve thwarted
something horrible and almost impossible for sceptics to prove that
you havent. This applies especially if you thwart
the plot in its early stages. Invariably youre acting against
individuals from a group thats already been demonised and will
be scared to speak up or fight back. The majority will be inclined
to give you the benefit of the doubt. Questioning the government in
a time of national emergency isnt an easy gig.
5.
Dont worry, theyll all play their part
Complex
conspiracies involving lots of people are entirely unnecessary. All
thats needed is for your close knit, unaccountable group to
order those lower down the chain to act on information received.
They dont even have to know what the information was. They just
have to know the addresses to raid and who to arrest. When they do,
theyre sure to find some political or religious literature,
or something on the hard drives, or some household chemicals that
will, under the circumstances youve created, look suspicious.
If youre using agents provocateur, theyll be able
to plant evidence and report suspicious conversations
to sex-up the case. Of course, details will never be available
officially or in a verifiable form, but fragments and hints of purported
evidence can be leaked to selected journalists (see below).
6.
Feed the chickens
Keep
information in official news releases to an absolute minimum. Theres
a plausible excuse for this: more information will harm ongoing investigations
and might prejudice the case when it gets to court. In place of any
hard attributable facts, provide a steady stream of small leaks under
condition of anonymity to selected journalists from politically
reliable mainstream news organizations. These people are carefully
selected for political conservatism and journalistic responsibility.
Even if they werent, they need a story and theyre totally
reliant on you for one. It doesnt matter if the leaked details
are outrageously illogical. Even if theyre suspicious of the
story, your contacts will run it rather than lose a scoop. In this
way youll establish an unofficial official narrative that most
members of the public will be inclined to accept as something like
the truth. Theyve already been conditioned by the media attack-dogs
to thoroughly distrust the group from which your victims come so theyll
figure that if the charges are a fit-up the victims are probably guilty
of something and it would be prudent to put them away.
7.
Politicians who arent 100 per cent with you are friends of terrorists
No politician
enjoys being attacked as irresponsible or accused of being
unpatriotic or soft on terrorists. Very few will dare question the
allegations in case theyre proved wrong. Most are venal politics
junkies making a very good living doing something they enjoy. Its
safer for them to join the chorus condemning terrorism and congratulating
you on your vigilance. With any luck, some politicians will show their
credentials by loudly criticising you for not acting sooner and more
ruthlessly. Those few who are troubled will probably just say nothing.
8.
Dont worry about proving links to real terror groups
Once
upon a time, not so long ago, it was felt necessary to show that your
local terrorist cell was recruited by, and in communication
with, al-Qaeda, or some group with actual form some time in the not-too-distant
past. This requirement brought its own problems, since evidence of
the links often failed to convince, or, worse still, unearthed shady
figures with a track record of collaboration with the CIA or M16 or
Mossad.
Its
still a good idea to hint at such links but it isnt de rigueur
because the problem disappeared with the happy invention of the spontaneously-forming,
self-activating (SFSA) terror cell theory in the aftermath of
the 7/7 London bombings. According to the SFSA theory, terrorists
dont have to be recruited or trained. Wherever any three integrated,
happy, and successful young Muslim men get together to discuss politics
or religion or even just to play cricket, they spontaneously decide
to set up a do-it-yourself terror cell. They scour the internet for
recipes for powerful but highly unstable explosives made from sports
drinks, peroxide, hair gel, acetone and baby formula. Without outside
direction they select targets and decide the day. All you need to
prove conspiracy was that they met, discussed politics
and had in their possession common household chemicals, fizzy drinks
and a mobile phone. It doesnt matter if their conversations
show nothing explicit. Just say they were talking in code. If you
can show at least one of them has travelled overseas, thats
a plus. If not, assert that they investigated booking
airline tickets or showed an interest in travelling overseas.
The
SFSA theory not only relieves you of having to prove connections to
international terror groups, theres a bonus: it also increases
public fear. Any group of young Muslims kicking a ball around in the
park is actually planning to blow up trains. Or airliners. Anything
you do to these people is likely to be overlooked, if
not vocally supported by patriotic simpletons.
9.
It doesnt really matter if a court finds them innocent
Your
victims wont get their day in court for months, maybe years,
and if youve organised things well, youll be operating
under laws that ensure that the public and your tame media are prevented
from reporting key details or even excluded from court altogether.
By the time your victims get to court, the scare you used them to
create will have done its job. Even if your victims are found innocent,
that fact will get little press attention from a media who are embarrassed
by their role in such an obvious scam, and anyway, the accused terrorists
acquittal will be lost in the next big scare.
Good
luck, and have fun.